Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter 4)
Harry Potter: Hagrid warned me about the dragons!
Ron Weasley: No, no! Remember I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Dean was told by Parvari that Hagrid was looking for you. Seamus didn't really tell me anything so it was really me all along!
Harry Potter: How could anybody figure that out? It's completely mental!
Ron Weasley: ...and she was just walking along... you know how I like it when they walk!
Hermione Granger: Harry, you told me you'd figure out that egg WEEKS ago! The second task is in two days!
Harry Potter: Yeah, I know. Hasn't Krum told you anything?
Hermione Granger: No... dare not he speak about the tournament. Actually, we don't talk much at all... Krum's more of a physical thing.
[Harry looks at her in shock, she smiles, realizes what she's said]
Hermione Granger: I meant he's not particularly loquacious. He mainly watches me study. Quite annoying, actually.
Albus Dumbledore: [to Harry] I never liked these curtains. I set them on fire in my fourth year. Accidentally, of course.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: It is at this time that we will gather for some well-mannered frivolity.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: We are the host school and we will not be seen hoisting a band of bright bumbling babbons!
Fred Weasley: [whispering to George] try to say that five times fast
George Weasley: [whispering] band of bright bumbling baboons!
Fred Weasley: [whispering] band of bright bumbling baboons!
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Mr. Potter, are you and Miss Patil ready?
Harry Potter: Ready? For what?
Professor Minerva McGonagall: To dance! It's traditional for the three - well in this case four - champions to begin the dance. Surely I told you that?
Harry Potter: No.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Oh, well, now you know...
And because I'm a total nerd (there, I claim it), I'm going back to watch it again tonight at 8:00. Yay!