Tuesday, January 02, 2007

[I, my friends, am an English nerd.]

I want all these t-shirts:

I'd rather be at Pemberley
How to Write Good shirts
Read the book, it's better.
The voices are getting louder. Must be time to write.
Only YOU can prevent comma splices!
i read dead people.
Editors: We edit for your own good!
Ay, there's the rub.
Someday my Austen hero will come.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Non est mea culpa.
All the Grammar Lady shirts
I heart Darcy
I Write, Therefore I Dream
Not all who wander are lost.
You can't get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. -C.S. Lewis
You, minion, are too saucy.
I took the road less traveled, and I'm lonely.
ASLAN is on the move.
Daughter of Eve
I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn.
Po-ta-toes: boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Deadline? Do you want it done now or do you want it done right?
Admiring the general splendour.
Gandalf, Aragorn 08
You are all to come to Pemberley at Christmas.
I am quixotic.
Oh dear, I cannot tease you about that.
Why yes, I AM the grammar police, and you are under arrest for murdering the English language.
I dearly love to laugh
You can't handle the sleuth.
a single woman, of good fortune, is always respectable, BUT a single man, in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
I'll be in the wardrobe.
You have bewitched me, body and soul!
Happy Dagger
Bob suddenly realized the librarian was checking him out.
Prepare yourself for something very dreadful.
Ser, o no ser, esa la pregunta
Thou sucketh.
the Dawn Treader t-shirt
will write for chocolate
We are all Edmunds in need of an Aslan
There shall be no disturbing of the professor.
Lady Catherine will not think worse of you for being simply dressed. She likes to have the distinction of rank preserved.
ASLAN untamable unstoppable
The Lion is coming
Nobody puts baby in a corner!

Okay, I've officially spent too long on this website. iAdios!

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